Anyone ever heard of a moolatte? Or an Umlaut? I don't know.
Today I told a really funny joke, but it was only really funny to me, and that's the worst kind of joke. What's even worse is that I'm laughing at it right now. I said I should write it down, but Jane says that I'll remember it. Probably becuase I'll retell it tomorrow.
Practice sucked tonight. I don't know why. We have a show this Saturday, and I'm just not feeling it. I don't know why. Maybe tomorrow'll be better.
1. How tall are you barefoot? - 6'0
2. Have you ever smoked heroin? - Nah
3. Do you own a gun? - Nah
4. Rehab? - Nah
5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"? Yeah. Totally.
6. What do you think of hot dogs? Great
7. What's your favorite Christmas song? A Wonderful Chirstmas Time- Paul McCartney
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Coffee
9. Do you do push-ups? sometimes. not often
10. Have you ever done ecstacy? Nah
11. Are you vegan? - nah
12. Do you like painkillers? Sure
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? God, who knows?
14. Do you own a knife? No. Jane does. She got it from IKEA. She told me not to touch it becuase its sharp.
15. Do you have A.D.D.? I don't think so.
16.Date Of Birth ? - 4/2/1981
17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
1. I've got work to do.
2. Whatever happend to the Honda AIBO robot?
3. Do I know a Gypsy? (the answer is: Yes)
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought.
1. Whataburger
2. Valentine's Day Stuff
3. Time
19. Name five drinks you regularly drink:
1. Coffee
2. Sprite
3. Amber Bock
4. Monster Energy Drink
5. Water
20. What time did you wake up today? 7:45am
21. Current hair? Longer
22. Current worry? Tests this week.
23. Current hate? Blythe Danner(always). Shareaza is slow.
24. Favorite place to be? - Bed
25. Least favorite place to be? In Line somewhere
26. Where would you like to go? Ireland
27. Do you own slippers? Nah
28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years? Slightly to my left.
29. Do you burn or tan? Tan then burn
30. Last thing you ate? Breakfast
31. Would you be a pirate? Yeah
32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink? Tonight
33. Do you sing? Yes
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as as a child? A Bobcat. No kidding. One single Bobcat.
35. What's in your pockets right now? Cellphone and Wallet
36. Last thing that made you laugh? Jim Gaffigan
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child? Smurfs
38. Worst injury you've ever had? Stabbed in the knee
40. How many TVs do you have in your house? 1
41. Who is your loudest friend? Micah.
42. Who is your most silent friend? Cody
43. Does someone have a crush on you? Jane.
45. What is your favorite book? Microserfs- Douglas Coupland
46. What is your favorite candy? Aero
47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding? I'm Crazy For You (But Not That Crazy)-Magnetic Fields
48. What song do you want played at your funeral? Puttin' On The Ritz- Taco
49. What were you doing 12AM last night? Eating Lasagna
50. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings? I don't mind it.
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