Tuesday, February 14, 2006

This frayed and salty baseball cap has never seen the inside of a washing machine.

Anyone ever heard of a moolatte? Or an Umlaut? I don't know.

Today I told a really funny joke, but it was only really funny to me, and that's the worst kind of joke. What's even worse is that I'm laughing at it right now. I said I should write it down, but Jane says that I'll remember it. Probably becuase I'll retell it tomorrow.

Practice sucked tonight. I don't know why. We have a show this Saturday, and I'm just not feeling it. I don't know why. Maybe tomorrow'll be better.

1. How tall are you barefoot? - 6'0

2. Have you ever smoked heroin? - Nah

3. Do you own a gun? - Nah

4. Rehab? - Nah

5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"? Yeah. Totally.


6. What do you think of hot dogs? Great

7. What's your favorite Christmas song? A Wonderful Chirstmas Time- Paul McCartney

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Coffee

9. Do you do push-ups? sometimes. not often

10. Have you ever done ecstacy? Nah

11. Are you vegan? - nah

12. Do you like painkillers? Sure

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? God, who knows?

14. Do you own a knife? No. Jane does. She got it from IKEA. She told me not to touch it becuase its sharp.

15. Do you have A.D.D.? I don't think so.

16.Date Of Birth ? - 4/2/1981

17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
1. I've got work to do.
2. Whatever happend to the Honda AIBO robot?
3. Do I know a Gypsy? (the answer is: Yes)

18. Name the last 3 things you have bought.
1. Whataburger
2. Valentine's Day Stuff
3. Time

19. Name five drinks you regularly drink:
1. Coffee
2. Sprite
3. Amber Bock
4. Monster Energy Drink
5. Water

20. What time did you wake up today? 7:45am

21. Current hair? Longer

22. Current worry? Tests this week.

23. Current hate? Blythe Danner(always). Shareaza is slow.

24. Favorite place to be? - Bed

25. Least favorite place to be? In Line somewhere

26. Where would you like to go? Ireland

27. Do you own slippers? Nah

28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years? Slightly to my left.

29. Do you burn or tan? Tan then burn

30. Last thing you ate? Breakfast

31. Would you be a pirate? Yeah

32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink? Tonight

33. Do you sing? Yes

34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as as a child? A Bobcat. No kidding. One single Bobcat.

35. What's in your pockets right now? Cellphone and Wallet

36. Last thing that made you laugh? Jim Gaffigan

37. Best bed sheets you had as a child? Smurfs

38. Worst injury you've ever had? Stabbed in the knee

40. How many TVs do you have in your house? 1

41. Who is your loudest friend? Micah.

42. Who is your most silent friend? Cody

43. Does someone have a crush on you? Jane.

45. What is your favorite book? Microserfs- Douglas Coupland

46. What is your favorite candy? Aero

47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding? I'm Crazy For You (But Not That Crazy)-Magnetic Fields

48. What song do you want played at your funeral? Puttin' On The Ritz- Taco

49. What were you doing 12AM last night? Eating Lasagna

50. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings? I don't mind it.

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